I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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