yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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