office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style