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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  wakey wakey hands off snakey

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.

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  WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!

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• (917): View more from New York City

  about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well

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• (818): View more from California

  Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...

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• (805): View more from California

  Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Why is your solution always to masturbate

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  Because it usually works

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• (530): View more from California

  My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk

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