Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.