is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.