East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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