Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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