: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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