Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
home. puking in laundry basket.
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There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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