Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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