she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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