? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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