just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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