she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it