just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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