Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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