I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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