dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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