So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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