i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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How external is "for external use only"?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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