will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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