Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Two words: blizzard sex
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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