I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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