the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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