There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
