Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
and she was petting her beer can
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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