very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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