Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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