In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my being single is dangerous.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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