So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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