HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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