Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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