You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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