Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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