My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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