This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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