She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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