my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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