That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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