i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
