return my video game
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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