Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
ok first of all what the fuck
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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