maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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