She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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