i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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