Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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