So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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