just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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