you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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