But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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