): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
wow bdsm is so cute
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