Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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