at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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