I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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