i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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