I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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