Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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