If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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