I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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