He uses pillows to masturbate.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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