Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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