I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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